Cristiano Ronaldo: Human Being or Tesla-Made Cyborg?

Cristiano Ronaldo: Human Being or Tesla-Made Cyborg? 

Honestly, I don’t even know what to believe anymore. Within just a few months after leaving Real Madrid, this man has already banged in over 300 goals. Like, how is that even possible?

Sometimes I sit and ask myself — was Cristiano Ronaldo actually born by a human being, or was he secretly manufactured in a Tesla factory with Elon Musk programming him on “GOAT mode” forever? 

Whether you love him or hate him, one thing is clear: CR7 isn’t just a footballer, he’s a machine, a phenomenon, and maybe… just maybe… football’s greatest ever creation.